Hanukkah
Parody of "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer
(John 8:12, 10:22-24, Exodus 37:17-24)
Sittin' here readin' the Torah, baby
Waitin' for some snowflakes to fall
Found out about Yom Kippur, but, baby
Hanukkah ain't shown up at all
Lookin' for some Hanukkah
Maybe you've seen it?
I need some Hanukkah - eight days and nights
I want some Hanukkah
Babe, it's the season
Gotta find some more stuff
'Bout the festival of lights
Hanukkah
I need Hanukkah
I want some Hanukkah
Happy Hanukkah
Lookin' for a rather unique menorah
The one that burned eight nights on its own
Want a candelabra with more than the others
One from where that nine-branch lamp comes
Gotta have some Hanukkah
Rabbis decreed it
I think the spot was 4:59
In the Apocrypha, First Maccabees, yeah
God sent them deliverance
'Cause their land was occupied (Hostile)
By the rotten one
Antiochus
Look at what God's done!
LEAD
Han-Han-Han-Hanukkah
Ha Ha Ha
Han-Han-Han-Hanukkah
Ha Ha Ha
Also found some Hanukkah later with Jesus
Right in the Gospels, baby, surprise
Look it up in John's Book - 10:23, yeah
And it's also 22, guys, yeah, yeah
I want some Hanukkah
Baby to see it
I've got to cross some ages in time - yeah, yeah
Because the clock starts back in B.C. yeah
164 or 165, yeah
Wanna have some Hanukkah
