If you are looking at your boyfriend
Thinking he's so yummy
If you are looking at your girlfriend
Thinking she's good enough to eat
Well think on this, don't think too long
Think on this...
Cannibalism's wrong
Cannibalism's wrong
You have to be strong
If you are starving on the airplane
'Cause you’re in economy
If you have crashed down in the ocean
And you're allergic to sea food
By eating me you could stay strong
And I could learn to hop along
Apart from this...
Cannibalism's wrong
You must fight it, don't deny
Cannibalism's wrong
Come on people, can't you see?
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't be tempted, you have to be strong
Since the release of the Cannibalism song, this may come as a surprise to you, but the rate of cannibalism in this nation has plummeted by 0.037%. And according to the statistics department, 74.9% of statistics are made up on the spot. But there's only a 20% chance of that.
We all know someone who has had a bite
Taken out of them by somebody else's spite
It happens every day but does that make it right?
They want their lives to be prolonged
And not be carved up by your tongue
So listen up, Wellington
Why don't you sing with us tonight?
Cannibalism's wrong
You must fight it, don't deny
Cannibalism's wrong
Come on people, can't you see?
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't be tempted to eat them
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't deny, you must fight
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't eat your best friend's thigh
You know why
Cannibalism's wrong
Even if they deserve it
You have to be strong
