Parody of "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger
(Romans 3:10, 3:23, 5:8, 5:12, 6:23, 8:1, 10:9)
Just take those old directions off the shelf
I'm sending us into the Bible Belt
To take you the way God can save souls
I'll ride that old time Romans Road
Don't try to take me to a different road
You'll never even get me -- I'll never go
But take me on the highway straight for the Lord
I like that old time Romans Road
I like that old time Romans Road
That avenue it just saves your soul
I rev my engines down the streets of gold
With that old time Romans Road
Although I hear the way is narrow
All other avenues are bumpy old roads
There's only one sure way to get me to God
That way's the old time Romans Road
CHORUS
Romans 3:23 is what you read
Then find verse 5:8 then verse 6:23
Then take Romans 10:9 to save your soul
And that’s the old time Romans Road
CHORUS
I like that old time Romans Road
That avenue it just saves your soul
I read a missive 'bout the faith of old
It's that old time Romans Road
