If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle
Have we got a show for you
Broccoli, celery
Gotta' be, VeggieTales
Lima beans, collard greens
Peachy keen, VeggieTales
Cauliflower, sweet and sour
Half an hour, VeggieTales
VeggieTales, VeggieTales
It's time for VeggieTales
Throwback, Sunday School
Best show, vegetables
Every episode so cool
Learnin' about God and the Bible
Low key, grown man
High key, still a fan
I play the songs when I can
'Cause God's still bigger than the bogeyman
Barbara Manatee and Pizza Angel come to me
I'm a motivated pirate who don't do anything, no
No, seriously, I just stay home and lay around
Shoutout to Larry the Cucumber
And my boy, Bob the Tomato
Y'all stuck to DC and Marvel
LarryBoy's my superhero
Oh, where, oh, where is my hairbrush, though
Oh, why, oh, why doesn't everybody have a water buffalo
Keep walking and walking, but you won't knock down our wall
I think cheeseburger's are precious and the very best show is
VeggieTales, VeggieTales
VeggieTales, VeggieTales
VeggieTales, VeggieTales
VeggieTales, VeggieTales
Never, ever, ever been a show like VeggieTales
There's never, ever, ever, ever, ever been a show like VeggieTales
I still don't know what I'd do if my lips left me, man
Aye, what y'all know 'bout them Cebús
None of them Marvel superheroes got plungers for ears, dog
It's Laura's fault she broke the plate
She kept on saying she had to demonstrate her apple chopper
Chopped right through the plate, man
Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee-hoo
Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee-hoo