I want a Virgin Mary nightlamp
Bible hero lunch box
The Shroud of Turin on my wristwatch
Only listen to Christian ... Rock
Gospel Cola in the morning
Then make my Velvet Jesus Bed
I want some Holy Trini-Tea Bags
Covenant Candy fish ... and loaves of bread
Gold plated Crown of Thorns Messiah Ring
Belt buckle's a decending dove
Hang a chrome fish on my truck
They'll know we're Christians by our love
... Of junk
All my Jesus Junk
Yeah, my Jesus Junk
I am
A Jesus Junkie
Give me a piece of the true cross
The thigh bone of a saint
I long for something Holy
This sub-culture ain't ... real
Testa Mints to make my breath fresh
Bible Gum and Christian science fiction Where
Jesus turns wine into water.
