I want to tell you all about my new psychiatrist,
I had a lot of others, now I really got the best,
He's always got the answer, he doesn't have to guess,
He's had much more experience, and costs a whole lot less,
Oh yes, oh yes, my psychiatrist.
I used to be so nervous; I was way past tense,
I tried to tell my conscience to please stop making sense,
They said, when I felt guilty, my mother was the cause,
But now I know the reason is only that I was,
Oh yes, oh yes, he's my psychiatrist.
If you've got problems, small or large, his therapy is free of charge,
For mental health, just take a look,
He wrote it all down in a best selling book.
Oh yes, oh yes, he's my psychiatrist, (her psychiatrist)
My psychiatrist, (her psychiatrist)
My psychiatrist.
Hear it?
Okay, I'm done,
All good,
The song that wouldn't die,
Hello.
