If you could see me now, I'm on a shakedown cruise,
Wearing leather lederhosen in your mama's shoes,
Now aren't you ashamed?
Hey, I bet you can't guess my name.
Luxuriously obscene,
No lack of self esteem,
I get the sense you're a man of means,
You know, talking dirty isn't all I do,
I can tell your future too, and give investment overview,
So, why don't you...
Hey, push the button for your psychic gal,
Just as sick as the law allows.
Oh, it's you again, where did we leave off?
Did you know your credit card expires next month?
And I can't stand that thought, 'cause we know ain't free,
And I need you as much as you need me.
Push the button for your psychic gal,
Just as sick as the law allows,
Call me, call me infectious,
Push the button for your psychic gal,
Just as sick as the law allows,
Call me, call me infectious.
