Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
(Luke 2:41-52; John 1:1-14, 2:1-11)
JC’s mom has got a growin’ son
JC’s mom has got a growin’ son
JC’s mom has got a growin’ son
JC’s mom has got a growin’ son
JC caused a commotion in chapter 2 (that’s in Luke)
When He did hang around at the tem-ple (way past curfew)
Did His mom get mad?
Probably bit her lip (then she said)
“Jesus, dear, oh, are you trying to worry us sick?” (He’s just a kid)
You know, He’s not the little boy that He used to be
Her son’s growin’ up now wait and then you’ll see
JC’s mom has got a growin’ son
His bar mitzvah will here before too long
JC’s not 13, but He’ll save the world for me
I know He might be young but time will come when JC’s grown
JC’s mom has got a growin’ son
JC’s mom has got a growin’ son
JC’s crew would attend a wedding later on (that’s in John)
His mom came out and said, “The wine is all gone” (Now what, Son)
“Why you’d tell Me like that, Mother,” JC stared (waiting there)
“Anyway,” He said, “you know I’m not quite prepared (it’s not over yet)
And I know that the drinking guests were panicky
But JC had some fountains of wine moved to Galilee
JC’s mom has got a growing son
Made wine from water at Cana but hold on
Grape juice or Chablis that’s just not the point for me
I know it won’t be long till time is up and JC’s grown
JC’s mom had God’s begotten Son
The promised One that we’ve waited for so long
Take a look and read John 1:1 through verse 14
I know it won’t be long till time is up and JC’s grown, oh oh
JC’s grown, oh oh, JC’s grown, oh oh
JC’s deity; He’s just not yet 33
I know it won’t be long till time is up and JC’s grown
Luke 2:51-52
Then he went down to Nazareth with them and was obedient to them. But his mother treasured all these things in her heart. And Jesus grew in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and men.
