When he stowed away in a beat-up Ford, had a shaky back wheel, and a tricky-trick door,
Made her fall in love; she couldn’t say no,
Made her lose control with the kick in flow,
Tried to fool her mind, made the real good time,
Look at Jack on the track of another side,
I was rising his way, I was looking to crack Cadillac,
Still, son I want her back.
Said, “Hey, Two Timin’ Jack,”
Lady at home, and honey in the lap,
I said, “Hey, Two Timin’ Jack,”
Took a little ride, I’ll give her on back to me.
Well, he took ‘em down to Mexico,
She got a five night stay and a hole in her hose,
In the beady old down he ditched her clean,
And some younger teen, and a little gasoline,
Came out the back after a day or two,
Found my one true love waiting up by the fool,
She said, “It’s OK, baby, I saved your badge,”
She said, “I kinda like you still. Son, I want you back.”
I said, “Hey, Two Timin’ Jack,”
Lady at home, and honey in the lap,
I said, “Hey, Two Timin’ Jack,”
Get a ride, I’ll give her on back to me.
When the years went by, they got a maid,
Where I kept sitting in smelly dive, barely alive,
Ain’t riding the penis and crack the fish,
Couldn’t touch the junkie much, ‘cause it kinda made me sick,
I walked Jack, big surprise,
He had a brand new honey with some big, bright eyes,
I said, “Where’s me girl?”
He said, “Man, you’re insane,”
And the bouncer sat me down ‘til the white-goods came.
I said, “Hey, Two Timin’ Jack,”
Lady at home, and honey in the lap,
I said, “Hey, Two Timin’ Jack,”
Take a little ride, I’ll give her on back.
I said, “Hey, Two Timin’ Jack,”
Lady at home, and honey in the lap,
I said, “Hey, Two Timin’ Jack.”