daddy's crawling around on his knees and hands but all he finds is popcorn and rubber bands and he says to me you had it last you channel surfing maniac it didn't just sprout legs and run out of the room so i said go ahead interrogate me if you must incarcerate me but i already told you what i know and that's all i know so please don't ask me anymore that's all i know now he's combing through every ounce of trash he thinks that i threw it out with his corned beef hash and he says why can't you keep up with anything you know you'd lose your head if it wasn't so big and i say go ahead now scrutinize me then why don't you hypnotize me you'll see i'm telling you the truth and that's all i know so please don't ask me anymore that's all i know well i love you mom and i love you daddy and i sure am glad that you had me but is it worth it? over a stupid remote control? that's all i know the rest will fall in place i'm sure that's all i know so please don't ask me anymore that's all i know
