If it wasnne for your wellies, where would you be?
You’d be in the hospital or infirmary,
‘Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy,
If you didnne have your feet in your wellies.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Sean Connery.
Well, wellies – well, they are wonderful,
And wellies – yes, they’re swell,
They keep out the water, and allegedly they keep in the smell,
When you’re sitting your living room, well, you can always tell when someone’s just removed their galoshes – yes, you can.
If it wasnne for your wellies, where would you be?
You’d be in the hospital or infirmary,
‘Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy,
If you didnne have your feet in your wellies.
