Parody of "Your Mama Don't Dance" performed by Loggins & Messina and Poison and written by Kenny
Loggins & Jim Messina
(Acts 9-28)
NOTE: This song was originally recorded at our fifth concert ever, June 20, 1992, at the Paradise
Club in Irwin PA. We released it on our first live cassette, "Get Your Wigs," in June 1992.
The second half of Acts is the story of Apostle Paul
The second half of Acts is the story of Apostle Paul
You get to chapter 8
Then you know you gotta wait
There's 20 to go. Apostle Paul!
A dude named Luke wrote a letter to Theophilos
And Luke was a doctor who knew who each apostle was
He writes about the rest
But there's only one he gets
To really dicuss
And guess who it was!
Well, it's Paul, because ...
CHORUS
LEAD
In chapter 1 the Lord Ð He ascended through the clouds
In chapter 2, the Spirit came, and Pete preached to a crowd
In 3, Peter & John healed a man when he was lame
In chapter 4, they went to court
Then Ananias in chapter 5,
And Stephen
In 6 and in 7
And Philip in 8
Then, it's Paul, because ...
CHORUS
Acts 9:21
All those who heard him were astonished and asked, "Isn't he the man who raised havoc in Jerusalem
among those who call on this name? And hasn't he come here to take them as prisoners to the chief
