You went out to actor school
They taught you how to act real cool
They showed you how to laugh through tears
We don't need your autograph
Around here, you're just plain real theft
Stella, you don't need your make-up here
Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news (this ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review
Your life was never cruel you heard
This ain't (Bullshout ?) boulevard
This is gonna be your final play
Around here, you're no superstar
There's no place to park your car
So you can throw your credit cards away
Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
This ain't the nation watching you (this ain't Hollywood)
This is return next to me
Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news (this ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review
Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news (this ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review
Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news (this ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review