One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead,
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead.
Punk rock girl, please look at me,
Punk rock girl, what do you see?
Let’s travel round the world,
Just you and me, punk rock girl.
I tapped her on the shoulder and said, “Do you have a beau?”
She looked at me and smiled, and said she did not know.
Punk rock girl, give me a chance,
Punk rock girl, let’s go slam dance,
We’ll dress like Minnie Pearl,
Just you and me, punk rock girl.
We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea,
The waitress said, “Well no, we only have it iced,”
So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy,
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox,
It was California Dreamin’, so we started screaming on such a winter’s day.
She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal,
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal.
Punk rock girl, it makes no sense,
Punk rock girl, your dad is a vice president,
Rich as the Duke of Earl,
Yeah, you’re for me, punk rock girl.
Solo.
We went to a shopping mall, laughed at all the shoppers,
The security guards trailed us to a record shop,
We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said, “Well, he don’t work here,”
Said, “If you don’t got Mojo Nixon, then your store could use some fixing.”
We got into her car, and away we started rolling,
I asked, “How much you pay for this?”
She said, “Nothing, man, it’s stolen.”
Punk rock girl, you look so wild,
Punk rock girl, let’s have a child,
We’ll name her Minnie Pearl,
Just you and me eating fudge banana swirl,
Just you and me, yeah, we’ll travel round the world,
Just you and me, punk rock girl.
