Intro:
(Shawty)
Oh snap!
Get your bus pass ready
It's about to go down!
Everybody on the bus take a seat!
Stand up on your tippy-toes
We runnin' this. Let's go!
[Chorus]
I'm on a bus [x2]
Everybody look at me
Cuz I'm ridin' on a bus
I'm on a bus [x2]
Take a good, hard look
At the short Church bus
Verse 1:
I'm on a bus, Pastor Lance. Take a look at me
I'm drivin' 25 passin' all the wannabe's
Bustin' speed bumps. Wind whippin' out my coat
Can't stop this Pator Lance, 'cause I'm on a bus
Take a seat girl! I'm on a bus homie
Drinkin' bottled waters. Poppin' in our G movies
I've got my swimmin' trunks & my flippy-floppies
I'm flippin' U-Turns, You at Church you straight flippin' coppies
I'm standin' in the back & they want me to sit
The back is crouded, gettin' everybody all wet
But this ain't LIFT Camp. This is as real as it gets
I'm on a bus Pastor Lance, don't you ever forget!
I'm on a bus & it's goin' fast &
I've got a overhead storage to put my backpack in
I'm the King of the Road, on a bus like Napoleon
If ur on the shoulder then ur sure not rollin'
Get on the bus... This thing is REAL!!!
Get Pastor Lance, I'm on bus everybody
AC went out, 'bout to freak everybody
In the back with my boyz everybody
Bus engine made noise everybody
Hey Mom, if you could see me now
Straight playin' dodgeball on the bus somehow
Gonna hit Lance so hard like boom-boom-POW!
Like Miley Cyrus, it's about to climb!
(Cowbell)
Yeah, never gonna be on the bus
It's a big, wide-open road
Lance, look at me
Oh, never gonna see the day
When the Taco Bell be comin' my way
Believe me when I say
"I ate a Nacho Bell Grande!"