Rollin' out of bed in the morning
I'm thinking of shaving
Gotta beat the afternoon lunch rush
For a coffee and a donut
I hear a voice from over my sholder
Did my ears deceive me?
Excuse me but do you have the time, sir?
I turned around and I said...
Why Call me sir?
I don't even look like Paul or Elton
But I'm getting there
I feel this old
When they call me sir
Rushin' in to look in the mirror
A wrinkle, a grey hair
Thinking that the clock isn't turning
A month here, a day there
Still I'm gonna' play my guitar
and check my IRA
Future's looking clearer than ever
Thanks to minor surgery
Why Call me sir?
I don't even look like Paul or Elton
But I'm getting there
I feel this old
When they call me sir
Join me in the wagon to a drive-through retro
Buyin' by the slice and you're layin down the cash man
Memory is hazy but I still remember Five-0
Hippies and the yuppies and the dot com geeks and...
Why Call me sir?
I don't even look like George or Elvis
But I'm getting there
I feel this old
When they call me sir
Why Call me sir?
I don't even look like Paul or Elton
But I'm getting there
I feel so old
When they call me sir
I feel so old
When they call me sir
