If I only had a million, wouldn’t keep it in a big sack
I’d buy my some friends and a lot of other knick-knacks
And why go halfway, I can be a greenback maniac
With a gold-plated telephone
Just to yakity-yak in my Cadillac
If she had a million, what would she do?
Would she spend any time at all thinking about you?
I need a face lift, nose job, get in shape to hob nob
I want to be a big hit, get ahead, be a snob
To make it up the ladder, never mind about that underdog
And I can only give to charity if I have a big enough wad
If she had a million, what would she do?
Would she spend any time at all thinking about you?
If she had a million, what would she do?
Would she spend any time at all thinking about you?
If I only had a million, wouldn’t keep it in a big sack
I’d buy my some friends and a lot of other knick-knacks
And why go halfway, I can be a greenback maniac
With a gold-plated telephone
Just to yakity-yak in my Cadillac
If she had a million, what would she do?
Would she spend any time at all thinking about you?
If she had a million, what would she do?
Would she spend any time at all thinking about you?
If she had a million, what would she do?
Would she spend any time at all thinking about you?
