Gone are the days of "Leave it to Beaver"
Matt Dillon and his sidekick Festus
Now we survive on the immoral lives
of those of "The Young and the Restless"
It's not that they're young, they're just restless
Not living at all like they should
So they go to the "General Hospital"
And "The Doctors" can do no good
So they keep on with their "Search for Tomorrow"
Not doing one thing that's right
And they all end up in "Another World"
About to fall off the "Edge of Night"
Well, that shouldn't matter 'cause after all "As the World Turns"
You only have but one life to live
There remains a blessed hope for you and "All Your Children"
More hope than Ryan could ever give
If we want true contentment, peace in our homes
With an end to marital strife
We must live for Jesus Christ
The only "Guiding Light"
Not one but all the "Days of Our Lives"
