Parody of "Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman)" by Led Zeppelin
(1 Corinthians 1:18-27, Galations 1:9)
There's some people who will tell you we can all be gods
Isn't, wasn't - ain't in the Bible
They go around toutin' "New Age" quite a lot
Isn't, wasn't - ain't in the Bible
I know Satan always tells a lie
No matter how good it sounds
Take a look in your Bible
You can bet it isn't written down
Purgatory, purgatory, wherever that is
Isn't, wasn't - ain't in the Bible
Man, there ain't no place for payin' off your sins
Isn't, wasn't - ain't in the Bible
CHORUS
Good and bad karma don't make sense to me
Isn't, wasn't - ain't in the Bible
If you can't remember who you used to be
Isn't, wasn't - ain't in the Bible
LEAD
Somebody says that there are lots of ways
Isn't, wasn't - ain't in the Bible
But you'll find out different on your dyin' day
Isn't, wasn't - ain't in the Bible
