[Verse 1: Heath McNease:]
Ya love that skibbidy bibbidy
Love it when the nine go kickity kickity
Lean back cone of my lemony snickety
Split sec, gone like lickity lickity
Who that chick in the thickitty a-whippety
Did he fall back on a chemical remedy?
He can fall back on a literal litany
Sooner or later gonna be Jiminy Crickety
Real talk when they missing amenities
Down to the floor like a fricking anemone
Geppetto with the string work giving divinity
Das FX bum stiggidy stiggidy
Cut that string in a minutey-minutey
Never act grown-up, give to me, give to me
Boom dollar bills, naw, gimme the Kennedys
Bump Kennedys, naw, give me the bigger Gs
Bigger G's, naw, gimme the blank check
Arrested development are doing a band camp
Bounce but they ain't ever done the train yet
ATL where they smoke the dankest
Diggity dang oh miggity man
Why your girl look so Yosemite Sam
You know I've never really been a finicky man
I'm in the back going H.A.M. in a rickety van
Where they got the curtains
No field goal, two point conversion
Quarterback keep on the cornerback beat
On the cornerback be all-pro for certain
OJ ,Thurman, Walter Peyton
Midway monster Occam's Razor
Feel I'm being hunted down
By Jodie Foster's stalker's neighbor
I make a lot of paper, you make it awkward, player
I'm on my net profit...soccer player
[Hook]
Ladies love me, I'm on my James Brown
With my slow flow they say they ain't down
But when I'm chopping they call me Cool J
That's just white girls, what more can you say?
[Bridge]
This for the white people, all of the white people
The y'all-ain't-never-heard-De-La-Soul-in-ya-life people
This for the white people, all of the white people
We're the same color y'all just ain't my type people
[Verse 2: Heir Jordan:]
I don't know how to time this out
Uh, yeah
Lady and gentleman, may I present again
The magical man is coming to make a return on the
Pom pom and I ain't even taking my Ritalin
But I'll take you on a date eat steak at a Bennigans
Naw, wait, I couldn't even pay for the dinner mints
I'm coming to your place and invading your fridge again
Maybe I'm ignorant, I may be an idiot
But I'm kind of a savant with the way that I'm ripping it, ha
Better hold the noise, not to be played with like a broken toy
Now they overjoyed for they golden boy
But if you wanna make it last get a Polaroid (do it)
I'm just hoping the flash works
Sooner or later they're gonna know I'm a wack nerd
Just cause I rap fast and spit mad words
Doesn't mean I've ever been a better rapper
That's absurd, put some meaning behind it
Just cause it rhymes doesn't mean you should rhyme it
But when impressing the opposite sex
It is often the best way to cover my shyness
Spit a little ditty for the kids on the Internet
And if I get the digits I'll be sending a little text
Configure an image to go put on your Pinterest
And I'm total checking to see if you hit me up on Twitter yet...
Wait, not even a re-tweet? Dang
[Hook]
[Outro]
See, at some point, somebody decided that rapping fast means rapping good. I don't know when it happened, I don't know when it started. Sounds like something that white people came up with, sounds like it exposes some very frail tendencies in white culture. Yeah. It's fine, it's just I rap fast sometimes, it's just, it's, just because you finish a test first doesn't mean you get an A, just because you rap fast doesn't mean you're a good rapper. It CAN mean that, but it's that whole square-rectangle thing. Not every fast rapper is a good rapper, and not every rapper that is good raps fast, if you understand that. I'm not even sure I understand what I'm saying, it's just frustrating. People go, "Aw, man, but can you rap fast though?" Well, I can, but should I? Should I have to? Only when I want to, only as the Spirit leads, is what I'm getting at. Man, I want you guys to have a great day. God Bless America, the red white and blue. Rap fast when you should, don't when you shouldn't, stop embarrassing all of us. There we go
