Blabbed Through the Phone
Parody of "Bad to the Bone" performed by George Thorogood & the Destroyers
and written by George Thorogood
(Proverbs 11:13, 16:28, 18:8, 20:19, 26:20-22; Romans 1:29;
2 Corinthians 12:20; 1 Timothy 5:13-14)
Now on one day I was bored -- at first I called all around
And then phrased a wild rumor –'bout a boy I had found
With that girl who's stuck up – they said, please leave us alone
I had to tell it right away – so I just blabbed through the phone
Blabbed through the phone, blabbed through the phone
B-b-b-b-b-blabbed, b-b-b-b-b-blabbed
B-b-b-b-b-blabbed, blabbed through the phone
They spoke about their hearts bein' pure; mine is, too
I'll speak about some more, baby – before I am through
You got any morsels to trade me? You're the source unknown
I hear they taste like honey when they're blabbed through the phone
Blabbed through the phone
B-b-b-b-b-blabbed, b-b-b-b-b-blabbed
B-b-b-b-b-blabbed, blabbed through the phone
GUITAR SOLO
I'm makin' this rumor vague -- gonna make a good little spiel
You think you know whom to trust – and it makes it fun more to squeal
I wanna hear more than you gave me -- choice is yours alone
I'm here to help you, honey -- then I'll blab through the phone
B-b-b-b-b-blab, b-b-b-b-b-blab
B-b-b-b-b-blab, blab through the phone
SAX SOLO
SECOND GUITAR SOLO
Now may I talk discreet? Kids, that means I'll confide
To everyone that I meet (heh heh) They all stay notified
I wanna tell you pretty plainly: what I see I make well known
What I hear I'm tellin', honey -- and I'll blab through the phone
Blab through the phone
B-b-b-b-b-blab, b-b-b-b-b-blab
B-b-b-b-b-blab
Woo! Blab through the phone
