The Books God Made You’re Mockin’
Parody of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin’" by Nancy Sinatra
((Proverbs 30:5-6, Revelation 22:18-19))
You keep sayin' the truth God spoke is phony
(And) some things you call us I can't list
You've been impressin' men who could've been in Heaven
They'll go somewhere else regrettin' all they've missed
These books God made you're mockin'
Perhaps you doubt they're true
One of these days these books are gonna shock all those who do
(Yeah)
You keep lyin' about what God has put the truth in
And you've leafed through it but you've probably not read
You keep sayin' things you oughta be ashamed of
Well, the Bible's right, but you ain't seen quite yet
These books God made you're mockin'
Perhaps you doubt they're true
One of these days these books are gonna shock all those who do
You keep strayin' when you should've been a-prayin'
And you keep thinkin' that He'll never return (Hah!)
I suggest you start reading in the book of Matthew, yeah
From what we know, you ain't got time to burn
These books God made you're mockin'
Perhaps you doubt they're true
One of these days these books are gonna shock all those who do
Have you read the Book?
Ssstop talkin'!
