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0 . DISC 1
01 . Weep Jeremiah Parody of "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses
02 . Huge Slumber Party Parody of "Use Somebody" by Kings of Leon
03 . Jesse's Boy Parody of "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield
04 . Dancing with the Ark Parody of "Dancing in the Dark" by Bruce Springsteen
05 . Judge Parody of "Jump" by Van Halen
06 . Baa! We're Lambs Parody of "Barbara Ann" by Beach Boys
07 . Search and You'll Get Saved Parody of "Surfin' USA" by The Beach Boys
08 . Found God Parody of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley
09 . For Just You Parody of "Forget You" by Cee Lo Green
10 . Sweet Oholibamah Parody of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
11 . Ain't That a Miracle Parody of "Pink Houses" by John Cougar Mellencamp
12 . Lived the Day You Died Parody of "Love the Way You Lie" by Eminem Featuring Rihanna
13 . Disc 2 track 1 Keep Your Ham to Yourself Parody of "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" by The Georgia Satellites
14 . Disc 2 track 2 Too Much Grime on My Hands Parody of "Too Much Time on My Hands" by Styx
15 . Disc 2 track 3 Monkeys for Uncles Parody of "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits
16 . Disc 2 track 4 Meshach Parody of "Love Shack" by The B-52's
17 . Disc 2 track 5 Anniversary Medley Parody of "Various Songs" by Various Artists
18 . Disc 2 track 6 Want It Dead or Alive Parody of "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
19 . Disc 2 track 7 Aquila Parody of "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull
20 . Disc 2 track 8 Catch That Fever! Parody of "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent

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"Disc 2 track 3 Monkeys for Uncles Parody of "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits" Lyrics [edit]
by ApologetiX | from the album 20:20 Vision
 

Monkeys for Uncles
Parody of "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits
(Romans 1:18-22; Genesis 1:26-30, 2:15-25, 3:1-24)

I want my missing links …

“Now look at them Dodos” – that’s the way they view us
They say that Christians are a dead species
Then they worship – macroevolution
Monkeys for uncles in your history
Now, that ain’t workin’ – after we refute it
Then they tell you – that the Bible’s dumb
Maybe then your sister was a ring-tailed lemur
Maybe then a lizard was your mum
They’ve got to insult us to sway others
Because they’re missin’ the missin’ links
They’ve got to lose the Originator
They’ve got to prove these other theories

That little maggot with the earwig and the stinkbug
They’re buggies, but listen here
That little maggot could become an X-man
That little maggot needs a billion years
They’ve got to insult us to sway others
Because they’re missin’ the missin’ links
They’ve got to use their imaginations
They’ve got to prove these other theories

Sure they mean well …
Huh?

They’ve got to insult us to sway others
Because they’re missin’ the missin’ links
Get God removed from the situation
They’ve got to prove these other theories

They should’ve learned they’re playin’ with fire
They could get burned, but they get numb
Look at that drama they got from trickin’ us with Java Man
Ain’t that guy handsome?
And what’s up with that? Who’s that?
Why’s that annoy us?
There ain’t no right and wrong -- we’re like the chimpanzees
Oh, that ain’t workin’ -- macroevolution
Get your monkeys for uncles in your history

They’ve got to insult us to sway others
Because they’re missin’ the missin’ links
They’ve got to lose the Originator
They’ve got to prove these other theories


Oh, that ain’t workin’ – that’s the way I view it
I beg to differ on your empty theory
That ain’t workin’ – that’s no way to prove it
Get your monkeys for uncles in your history
Monkeys for uncles – history
Monkeys for uncles – history

I want my, I want my, I want my missing links
I want my, I want my, I want my missing links

Romans 1:21
For although they knew God, they neither glorified him
as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became
futile and their foolish hearts were darkened.


+ Entry lasted edited by liveheart on 05.01.17

 


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