Parody of "Black Water" by Doobie Brothers
(Genesis 29)
Well, I found me a wife and she's really good lookin'
Oh, man, she's pretty - she's all that I dreamed
That Rachel's somethin'
Her dad is real funky
But I wanna keep goin' on out just the same
For that daughter, keep on goin'
Missy, if I croon won't you keep on smilin' for me
For that daughter, keep on goin'
Yes, I simply swoon when you keep on smilin' for me
For that daughter, keep on goin'
Kiss your lippies soon, won't you keep on smilin' for me
Yeah, keep on strivin' for a wife
Gonna take everything
And her papa's gonna take seven years of my life
And I ain't stoppin' workin'
Cause I'm paying for her ring - a lot!
Well, it was Rachel I loved - don't mean no disrespect Leah
Just take my sweetheart and go out of town
Yeah, but Papa did some funky switchin' and then I married the wrong one
And I ain't blind, but everybody thinks I'm dumb
For that daughter, keep on goin'
Listen, it's your groom, won't you keep on smilin' for me
For that daughter, keep on goin'
This can just resume in a week of time, you know me
For that daughter, keep on goin'
Make your sister move over, keep on smilin' for me
Keep on strivin' for a wife
Gonna take everything, and I think it's gonna bring seven years more strife
But I ain't stoppin' workin'
Cause I'm paying for her ring - a lot!
I'd like have some fun and ditch this land
But your papa wants to make me strive again
Strive again, man, make me strive again
With your papa
Wanna scram since your daddy done me wrong
I'd like have some fun and ditch this land
But your papa wants to make me strive again
(Your papa done me wrong, he done me wrong, done me wrong)
(Yes, he done me wrong)
REPEAT
(C'mon Rachel! C'mon Rachel!)
(Leee-ah! Leee-ah!)