When you’re feeling down and dirty and things just don’t seem right
And the world is spinning backwards
And some joker wants to fight
You need a little remedy…. you’re looking for a cure
Just eat a bar of soap it’ll fix you up for sure
Yes a little goes a long long way I heard a wise man say
You don’t need much, just a touch will chase your blues away
On the other hand I’ve heard it said we’ve got some dues to pay
So anti up and deal the cards so everyone can play
If you’re in a rut and you’re mind is stuck and you got to get things movin’
Just eat the soap and sing along til everyone is grooving
I want to be happy I don’t want to be sad
I want to be good I don’t want to be bad
I don’t want to get angry I don’t want to get mad
That was the best bar of soap I ever had
That was the best bar of soap I ever had
if you’re on the run and you have no fun And the neighbors are dis apppprovin’
Just eat the soap it’ll help you cope and things will start improvin’
I want to be happy I don’t want to be sad
I want to be good I don’t want to be bad
I don’t want to be angry I don’t want to get mad
That was the best bar of soap I ever had
Eat the soap
Come on baby eat the soap
Eat the soap
Come on chillin’ eat the soap
I want to be happy I don’t want to be sad
I want to be good I don’t want to be bad
I don’t want to be angry I don’t want to get mad
(I want to be nice, I don’t want to be rude
A little bit o soap will change my attitude)
I want to be happy I don’t want to be sad
I want to be good I don’t want to be bad
I don’t want to be angry I don’t want to get mad
That was the best bar of soap I ever had
