Parody of "Handle with Care" by The Traveling Wilburys
(Matthew 8:23-34, Mark 4:35-5:17, Luke 8:22-39, Mark 9:29)
Winds beat up and batted us round
Waves swept up but I did not drown
What a blessing to find solid ground
Man, though, we were scared
Then two crazed, unchainable
Men with demons followed us all
Yeah, they were more than horrible
And though we were scared
I saw fired-up demons moaning
Christ still had control of them
But He showed these Gadarenes He cared
Everybody
God's Son brought us to Legion
Let's just watch Him -- exorcise -- them demons
Christ did not stop and we made it through
I've seen something really cool
He made them enter some swine, too
Man, though we were scared
LEAD
When stuck in those hogs they realized
That they needed exercise
Over the slope the herd would dive
And then we were spared
I saw fired-up demons moaning
Christ still had control of them
But He showed these Gadarenes He cared
Everybody
God's Son brought us to Legion
Let's just watch Him -- exorcise -- them demons
I've seen those guys when they're possessed
But they're cleaning up and they're both dressed
Matthew 8 tells us the rest
And Luke 8, it's there
Matthew 8:28
When he arrived at the other side in the region of the Gadarenes, two
demon-possessed men coming from the tombs met him. They were so violent that
no one could pass that way.