Parody of "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper
(1 Kings 3:5-15, 9:1-9, 11:1-43; Ecclesiastes 2:1-26, 12:13-14)
I used to be such a deep, deep thinker
Till they got a hold of me
I have endured too many old ladies
I've had some wives, you see
I've got no sense 'cause I heed the pagans
My fancy queens tricked me
And I'm gettin' real smart now, but I'm feelin' weak
No more Mr. Wise Guy
No more Mr. Peace
No more Mr. Wise Guy, they say
He's flipped, he's deceived
I got no free time to read the Proverbs
I can't believe - it's me
And I'm in a real spot now with God - He's gettin' peeved
No more Mr. Wise Guy
No more Mr. Peace
No more Mr. Wise Guy, they say
He's thick, he's deceived
My God picked me on Election Day - I cast God aside
My Song of Solomon was so successful - I had scads of brides
I went berserk with my ego - and every Bible shows
First Kings 11, Ecclesiastes
They'll put you in the know - they say
No more Mr. Wise Guy
No more Mr. Peace
No more Mr. Wise Guy, they say
More things than just these
No more Mr. Wise Guy
No more Mr. Peace
No more Mr. Wise Guy, I say
Don't pick foreign queens
Quee-hee-hee-heens
Quee-hee-hee-heens
Quee-hee-hee-hee-heens!
1 Kings 11:9
The Lord became angry with Solomon because his heart had turned away from the
Lord, the God of Israel, who had appeared to him twice.
