(Speaking)
This is a new song, it's called "At least I'm not like all those other old guys"
I’m twenty-nine years old still wearing the wallet chain, like I was twenty-eight
Keith’s wearing his Vans right now so high school chicks, will think that he can skate
I’ve got a degree in science
Yet shaking my fists in defiance
~Chorus~
A-nyway, I’m not cliché
I hardly own any t-ies
I may be old but at least I’m not like all those other old guys
I’m watching MTV for fashion tips
So I can say, that I saw it first
Backwards hat tattoos and goatee
Say I’m cool, just like Fred Durst
I pay almost all my bills
I sleep on a futon st-ill
~Chorus~
I may be old but at least I’m not like all those other old guys
