Welcome to Canada
It’s the Maple Leaf State
Canada oh Canada, it’s great
People are nice and, they speak French too
If you don’t like it man, you sniff glue
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid
Hosers take off, it’s not half bad
I want to be
Wh-ere yaks, can run fr-ee
Where Royal Mounties, can a-rrest m-e
~Chorus~
Let’s go to Canada
Let’s leave tod-ay
Canada oh Canad-a
I Si Vous Plait
They’ve got trees and mooses and sled dogs
Lots of lumber and lumberjacks, and logs
We all think it’s kind of a drag
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag
They say eh instead of what or duh
That’s the mighty, power of Canada
I want to be, wh-ere lemmings run into the sea
Where the marmosets can, a-ttack m-e
~Chorus~
(2X)
Please please explain to me
How this all has come to be
We forgot to mention something
h-ere
Did we say that William Shatner, Captain Kirk’s a citizen
And Slurpees made from venison that’s d-eer
