Watching Mrs. Brady prime the brand new Kenmore washer
See a pretty lady on the automatic tube
Wasn’t beautiful the china, what a lovely cup and saucer
Yeah I saw your Rolex but I think it’s an impostor
Wave, to the pret-ty ladies
With your brand new hairpiece baby
Ah the smell of cash, it’s good to be alive
I’m gonna spend some dough, like its 1985
Rip the tags off mattresses you’ll buy more anyw-ay
Is the paint on that SUV some brand new type of gray
~Chorus~
Believe in anything
Vultures circling
Open swallow
You’re so hollow
Yeah
Yeah
My teeth are getting yellow from the mocha I just drank
I need to bleach them out, but my breath will still be rank
Did you see the new computers aren’t they oh so obsolete
And that shade of black you wear
It’s so Tuesday of last week
You, need, a better life
Have you tried another wife
I once was just an amateur but now I’m going pro
It once was Mile High but you sold it to Invesco
The empire grows
You can see its massive sp-an
Beneath the Golden Arches
Somewhere in Jap-an
~Chorus~
And the vultures circle
They’ve paved the way
They’ve bit and clawed their paths to top floors in L.A.
And beneath the brazen windows you can hear the s-ound
They say the word on the street is something’s going d-own